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When I try to do my makeup after I’ve already heavily pregamed

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When someone tells me I’m a great dancer

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When my Mom asks if I’m seeing anyone

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When my friend asks me if I've secretly been sleeping with our good friend's sister

When I get credit at work for something I didn’t even do

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When IT remotes into my computer, and then logs off without disabling administrator privileges.

(Source: fuckyesdavefranco, via ketchup-tome)

untrustyou:

Dennis Auburn